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Crai S. Bower

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Schoolboy humour *sniff*. Something you might think a snot-nosed 9 year old or spotty adolescent male peer-bonding with his mates or even a grown male, a boyfriend (*but not a husband) might really enjoy for a gag gift. *Not a husband because breaking wind in public loudly and with clouds of sulphurous pong is Not Allowed by wives.

So naturally I didn't appreciate the accurate descriptions of ten different kinds of flatulence accompanied by pitch-perfect renditions of the same. Extremely juvenile. Boys' stuff. But I'm a lady (yeah).

My clerk and I each had a book and one of us would press a button and the other rifle through the book looking to name the sound with a matching description. We only did it so we would know the book well enough to be able to recommend it to customers. We didn't enjoy it, not at all, both of us being ladies, well at least we are not adolescent males.

Also, we didn't deliberately get customers to participate as they came into the shop and we only gave Charlie, a manager in a trust company, a left-over Christmas lucky dip bag, for getting the most fart sound/descriptions right because it was appropriate he had a prize meant for the under-10s. The other customers were all cheering him for getting a straight run of correctly naming 7 farts in succession and insisted I give him a prize.

What put a stop to this childish merriment was when my son came in and gave me the sort of look that a son gives a mother when she is embarrassing him in public. Ooops. Pffffff.
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Petra.Xs | Apr 2, 2013 |

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2
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72
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#243,043
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½ 4.5
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1
ISBN
4
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