Summersdale Publishers

Table of Contents, with a selected examples:

6 - Another year older: "Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." (Larry Lorenzoni)

22 - Just what I always wanted: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present." (Eleanor Roosevelt)

36 - Grin and Bear it: : "One of the advantages of being 70 is that you only need four hours' of sleep. True, you need it four times a day, but still." (Denis Norden)

53 - Do a little dance, Make a little love: "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet." (Saint Augustine [of Hippo, original Latin name Aurelius])

68 - Young at Heart: "In the midst of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer." (Albert Camus)

87 - Older and Wiser? "The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it." (Niccolo Machievelli)

106 - Live, Love and Last: "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather--not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car." (Wil Schriner)

125 - Ills, Pills and Twinges: "Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going".
hdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." (Larry Lorenzoni)
141 - Chin up, Chest out: "Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician." (Anonymous) "I'm so wrinkled I can screw my hat on." (Phyllis Diller)… (mer)