1thecardiffgiant
This forum has been opened, not for the purpose of fostering discussion, but rather to ensure the continuance of our sanctum by having a mechanism by which we may keep the club from dormant status. That mechanism is what is called, in common parlance, a 'bump.'
-- BUMP! --
Please kindly refrain from bothering one another.
-- BUMP! --
Please kindly refrain from bothering one another.
3abbottthomas
Shhhh!!
9TheoClarke
Zzzzzzzz
11abbottthomas
Good God!! A woman!!
14tungsten_peerts
Pure piffle.
16amanda4242
shhhh
19abbottthomas
I do wish you people would stop making so much noise! You are actually members, are you?
21amanda4242
*glares at people complaining about noise*
23amanda4242
...
28abbottthomas
Memo to MerryMary - You do not need to refill the lantern yourself, there are club servants for that sort of thing.
29TheoClarke
Memo to abbotthomas - Please would you use softer paper. The rustling noise is disturbing.
30tungsten_peerts
::sniff::
::sniff::
????
::sniff::
????
33Taphophile13
Eyelids drooping as
newspaper floats to the floor;
slips into slumber.
newspaper floats to the floor;
slips into slumber.
37Jenni_Canuck
Who is making all that racket? I swear I just heard a pin drop!
41Jenni_Canuck
>40 grunin: shhhhhh
45John_Vaughan
The number one rule is that there is no talking, to the point where club members can be excluded for coughing.
46amanda4242
*carefully closes one book, silently takes up another*
48MarthaJeanne
Shhhhhhh! Don't shout in here, please.
56jerry-book
I crept in. I started thinking but not out loud. I then exited but not noisily like a Brexit.
58Taphophile13
A cricket chirping,
falls silent, then chirps once more.
Quiet reigns again.
falls silent, then chirps once more.
Quiet reigns again.
61Jenni_Canuck
harrumph
65MyWord
*Mysteriously slumps forward in chair, the brandy balloon falling from her nerveless grasp*
66amanda4242
...
69amanda4242
...
70elenchus
Startles, realising the person across the reading room has spilled brandy on the carpet ...
71abbottthomas
Thinks... Probably dead.
72SandraArdnas
Pets the cat and continues reading without so much as a glance.
74amanda4242
...
76abbottthomas
From p.83 of the Club Rule Book: Gentlemen members should refrain from urinating in the umbrella stands during the asparagus season.
792wonderY
>77 kiparsky: *averts gaze anyway*
80SandraArdnas
Notices 'I haven't moved in a few days either'. Continues reading
83amanda4242
...
84SandraArdnas
Zzzzzz...
85arthurfrayn
Ahh...*he said to himself*...
86kiparsky
*glares at >85 arthurfrayn:*
88MyWord
*Raises imperious finger to summon waiter; indicates odiferous corpse in nearby armchair; conveys displeasure*
90kiparsky
Wishes >89 jhicks62: would think a bit more quietly
92Marissa_Doyle
The upper case letters used to name this topic are far, far too loud.
93abbottthomas
FOR GOD'S SAKE YOU PEOPLE, SETTLE DOWN!!!
Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's Covid stress. *Offers immediate resignation*.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's Covid stress. *Offers immediate resignation*.
94SandraArdnas
Meditates to regain concentration before returning to her book
96Marissa_Doyle
Only if you're quiet about it.
99SandraArdnas
◕_◕
104SandraArdnas
ヽ༼⊙_⊙༽ノ
105Nicole_VanK
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"?
107tungsten_peerts
... I may already have won ...
108jhicks62
>107 tungsten_peerts: If you have, please keep quiet about it!
110SandraArdnas
〤◕‿◕〤
1112wonderY
>110 SandraArdnas: **shades eyes**
115Marissa_Doyle
>114 2wonderY: Please remove at least one asterisk from either side of your message. You're thinking too loudly.
1162wonderY
>115 Marissa_Doyle: *hangdog look*
119kiparsky
>119 kiparsky: Good thing too, it was making a terrible racket.
120Meredy
>119 kiparsky: You may talk to yourself, but voicelessly only.
121LolaWalser
aaa
aaaah
AAA
!!!!TCHOO!!!!
*dies of embarrassment*
aaaah
AAA
!!!!TCHOO!!!!
*dies of embarrassment*
122Meredy
>121 LolaWalser: (Whispering) Bye-bye, Lola. It was nice knowing you.
123Meredy
(Whispering) Psst, I thought I saw the cobwebs over Lola's nose flutter a little. Is she still breathing?
124Marissa_Doyle
So long as they flutter quietly.
Deucedly noisy things, cobwebs.
Deucedly noisy things, cobwebs.
125elenchus
* Looks up, notices the human approaching*
thinks: is it the librarian? are my materials overdue?
* runs a diagnostic *
* opaques visor *
thinks: is it the librarian? are my materials overdue?
* runs a diagnostic *
* opaques visor *
127Meredy
* squiff squiff *
(a little pine-scented air spray to give the illusion of life to the ancient evergreen tree dimly lit up in the far corner, with a few droopy garlands and ornaments still clinging to it)
Happy you-know-what.
(a little pine-scented air spray to give the illusion of life to the ancient evergreen tree dimly lit up in the far corner, with a few droopy garlands and ornaments still clinging to it)
Happy you-know-what.
128Marissa_Doyle
>127 Meredy: That's not an ancient evergreen--it's Higginbotham. The needles falling off the tree made such a racket that we had the staff remove it on the 26th.
Heh. Poor old Higginbotham. Haven't thought of him in years, after he came in here on that New Year's Eve back in '73 intent on jollification. Taxidermy's a wonderful thing.
Heh. Poor old Higginbotham. Haven't thought of him in years, after he came in here on that New Year's Eve back in '73 intent on jollification. Taxidermy's a wonderful thing.
130IrrationalDM
gives the rain a quelling look
132andrewv128
Clears throat...harrumph.
Brandy decanter clinks against glass.
Taps pipe against ash tray.
Brandy decanter clinks against glass.
Taps pipe against ash tray.
133andrewv128
Logs crackle inside of fireplace.
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