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1chamekke
...as in, "I'm very sorry, but you have to die."
I've come across some pretty good MBTI humour, but am having trouble locating it, wouldn't you know. Here's one thing I did find - the 16 MBTI Prayers, source unknown. So I'll use it as a conversation-starter. Thread-breaker?
ISTJ: Lord, help me to relax my focus on insignificant details, even though any of them may cause significant problems later. Begin this tomorrow at 8:31:04 am.
ISTP: God, please help me to consider other people's feelings, even if most of them ARE excessively hypersensitive.
ESTP: God help me to accept responsibility for my own actions, even though problems are usually NOT my fault.
ESTJ: God, please help me to not try to RUN everything. (But, if You need some help, just ask.)
ISFJ: Lord, please help me to be more laid back and help me to do that EXACTLY right.
ISFP: Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don't mind my asking).
ESFP: God help me to take things more seriously, especially jokes, parties, conversation and dancing.
ESFJ: God give me the patience I need to deal with things more effectively, and I mean right NOW!
INFJ: Lord. Please help me not to be so perfectionistic! (Did I spell that correctly?)
INFP: God, help me to finish everything I sta..
ENFP: God, please help me to keep my mind on one... Look a butterfly! thing at a time.
ENFJ: God help me to do only what I can, trusting you for all the rest. But would you mind putting that in writing?
INTJ: Lord keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be.
INTP: Lord, please help me to be a little less independent - but in my own way, of course.
ENTP: Lord, please help me follow our established procedures today. On second thought, I'll settle for a couple of minutes.
ENTJ: Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwhatIdo.
(source: http://www.squarewheels.com/jokes/mbtiprayers.html)
I've come across some pretty good MBTI humour, but am having trouble locating it, wouldn't you know. Here's one thing I did find - the 16 MBTI Prayers, source unknown. So I'll use it as a conversation-starter. Thread-breaker?
ISTJ: Lord, help me to relax my focus on insignificant details, even though any of them may cause significant problems later. Begin this tomorrow at 8:31:04 am.
ISTP: God, please help me to consider other people's feelings, even if most of them ARE excessively hypersensitive.
ESTP: God help me to accept responsibility for my own actions, even though problems are usually NOT my fault.
ESTJ: God, please help me to not try to RUN everything. (But, if You need some help, just ask.)
ISFJ: Lord, please help me to be more laid back and help me to do that EXACTLY right.
ISFP: Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don't mind my asking).
ESFP: God help me to take things more seriously, especially jokes, parties, conversation and dancing.
ESFJ: God give me the patience I need to deal with things more effectively, and I mean right NOW!
INFJ: Lord. Please help me not to be so perfectionistic! (Did I spell that correctly?)
INFP: God, help me to finish everything I sta..
ENFP: God, please help me to keep my mind on one... Look a butterfly! thing at a time.
ENFJ: God help me to do only what I can, trusting you for all the rest. But would you mind putting that in writing?
INTJ: Lord keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be.
INTP: Lord, please help me to be a little less independent - but in my own way, of course.
ENTP: Lord, please help me follow our established procedures today. On second thought, I'll settle for a couple of minutes.
ENTJ: Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwhatIdo.
(source: http://www.squarewheels.com/jokes/mbtiprayers.html)
3readafew
INTJ: Lord keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be.
I need to say this one EVERY day...
I need to say this one EVERY day...
4chamekke
INTJ: Lord keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be.
I have to admit, I recognized this one just a little bit... ;-)
I have to admit, I recognized this one just a little bit... ;-)
6mpramanik
"God help me finish everything I sta...... just about summs m.......Oh, I wonder what is going on in the IN.....
7chamekke
There's also the single-response MBTI Chocolate Personality Test:
http://soli.inav.net/~catalyst/cpr/choc.htm
The really funny thing is that it nailed me in one :-P
http://soli.inav.net/~catalyst/cpr/choc.htm
The really funny thing is that it nailed me in one :-P
8mpramanik
Chocolate personality test - That didn't come close to me at all. My least favorite was the one that I was supposed to like the best (chocolate bunnies).
9Morphidae
I couldn't decide between two so I looked at them both.
Chocolate cake - ENFP
Chocolate bunnies - INFP
I'm INFP!
Chocolate cake - ENFP
Chocolate bunnies - INFP
I'm INFP!
11citygirl
I must be nuts, because I'm everything. I want all chocolate, except white chocolate, which does not actually exist.
13chamekke
If I have to make a single choice - and I'm with you, citygirl, I could eat 'em ALL! - it would be dark chocolate. And that's the one they've identified as INTJ.
Maybe we need a Fudge Personality Test. (Hint: INTJ is clearly cappuccino ripple ;-)
Maybe we need a Fudge Personality Test. (Hint: INTJ is clearly cappuccino ripple ;-)
18citygirl
chamekke, methinks you and I can hatch up some diabolic plots together. Oh, wait a minute...that would necessitate teamwork, wouldn't it? I only pretend to do that.
19chainedwind
Let's see... I like dark chocolate, so apparently my weak P has turned into a J there...
I've seen the atypical MBTI page before, and had quite a bit of fun reading the descriptions. Unfortunately, although I would -like- to be able to construct a nuclear reactor out of a coconut and two pieces of string, or understand the subtle nuances of various obscure subjects... {sigh} I'll have to wait for college.
"COMPATIBILITY: INTPs make ideal companions to INTJs, as neither of them notices they're in a relationship."
-_-
"Famous INTPs include Pierre de Fermat and almost everyone who knows what Pierre de Fermat wrote in the margins of his book."
All mathematicians = INTP?
I've seen the atypical MBTI page before, and had quite a bit of fun reading the descriptions. Unfortunately, although I would -like- to be able to construct a nuclear reactor out of a coconut and two pieces of string, or understand the subtle nuances of various obscure subjects... {sigh} I'll have to wait for college.
"COMPATIBILITY: INTPs make ideal companions to INTJs, as neither of them notices they're in a relationship."
-_-
"Famous INTPs include Pierre de Fermat and almost everyone who knows what Pierre de Fermat wrote in the margins of his book."
All mathematicians = INTP?
20historydoctor
The chocolate was close: ISFJ when in fact I'm INFJ. As for the INFJ being the conspiracy theorist I totally agree but I'm not telling you why, just in case THEY are listening...
21chamekke
>19 chainedwind: I've seen the atypical MBTI page before, and had quite a bit of fun reading the descriptions. Unfortunately, although I would -like- to be able to construct a nuclear reactor out of a coconut and two pieces of string, or understand the subtle nuances of various obscure subjects... {sigh} I'll have to wait for college.
Oh, wait - MacGyver was an INTP?
Oh, wait - MacGyver was an INTP?
22Storeetllr
Me: INFP
Favorite Chocolate: Dark with coconut = type: ISTP - "Artisan". Impulsive action. Life should be of impulse rather than of purpose. Action is an end to itself. Fearless, craves excitement, master of tools. 5% of the total population.
I can sort of relate to that.
BTW, I loathe milk chocolate bunnies (unless there's no other chocolate available anywhere). I'm a baaad INFP.
Favorite Chocolate: Dark with coconut = type: ISTP - "Artisan". Impulsive action. Life should be of impulse rather than of purpose. Action is an end to itself. Fearless, craves excitement, master of tools. 5% of the total population.
I can sort of relate to that.
BTW, I loathe milk chocolate bunnies (unless there's no other chocolate available anywhere). I'm a baaad INFP.
23historydoctor
I like hot chocolate (the INFJ choice apparently) but not more than I like most of the other options. Perhaps I'm also bad in some way?
24Sparrowing
INTJ
The chocolate test has me pinned.
Of course I want ALL the chocolate, but real chocolate please: dark chocolate, or bittersweet. All those sugary adulterated choices sound terrible, milk chocolate blech.
The chocolate test has me pinned.
Of course I want ALL the chocolate, but real chocolate please: dark chocolate, or bittersweet. All those sugary adulterated choices sound terrible, milk chocolate blech.
25Enraptured
I chose milk chocolate with caramel and got ISFJ. Apparently I'm supposed to like hot chocolate best. *shrugs* At least it didn't say I was supposed to like dark chocolate best...
26historydoctor
Det här meddelandet har tagits bort av dess författare.
27historydoctor
So did I! Nice taste in chocolate by the way.
28vpfluke
ENTP
On the chocolate test, I came out as ESTJ (milk chocolate without nuts). I am actually now in withdrawal from eating too much of this over the Christmas holidays.
On the chocolate test, I came out as ESTJ (milk chocolate without nuts). I am actually now in withdrawal from eating too much of this over the Christmas holidays.
29citygirl
I know what you mean. Is it possible that I have actually had enough chocolate?
Nah. I'll just take it slow for a few weeks. ;-)
Nah. I'll just take it slow for a few weeks. ;-)
30historydoctor
What is this 'enough chocolate' of which you speak?
31citygirl
I don't know what I was saying. I must have been high from my chocolate muffin this morning.
32chamekke
Actually, sounds to me like your muffin didn't contain enough chocolate, since clearly you were hallucinating.
33JoseBuendia
That chocolate thing is way too scary! I picked dark chocolate and I am an INTJ! Whoa!