Field Trip to R’lyeh

Vermont Cthulhu Mythos HomeSchoolers now has all pieces of the R’Lyeh disc. So we’re planning a trip there. Will first view Mayan ruins and spend two days on Easter Island. Cost is $10,000 per family (maximum two spouses and three children). It would cost more, but we’re keeping our prices low due to an estimated 50% attrition rate before return journey. Please send credit card number for $50 deposit to vermontcthulhumythoshomeschoolers @moldova.cc

Does that include passport costs, or are those extra?

What a deal, my friends, for the encumbered! A bit of risk - losing your money, possibly dying - but such rewards possible! Mayan ruins, Easter Island, R'Lyeh - and a Russian roulette-style chance of lightening the load, without punitive consequences. No foreknowledge, no blame!

- Unless you're arrested for endangering a child, or happen to ensure that adorable spouse of yours....

If you find it too much, when you do have children, BaristaGirl, just keep this wonderfully educational field trip in mind.

One need not be able to run faster than Cthulhu. That would be impossible. Like duh (as they say). It is only necessary to run faster than some of the other cultists. I learned that by playing role-playing games.

The trip sounds great. Referencing the participant info from #1 and the speed info from #5, I'd like to know if the children are required to be our own?

Also, are meals and airfare included?

For some, meals will be included.

Well put, DrOrpheus.