Cthulhu Limerick Thread

Asleep in his undersea tomb,
So pleasantly dreaming of doom.
You might as well know,
Before you all go,
It says "Do Not Disturb" on his room.

Whatever your options may be--
Montessori or Christian or Cree,
Cthulhu or hippy,
Well-planned or just dippy,
To teach them to think--that's the key.

Then again, not to seem like a meany,
But perhaps there is room for a teeny
Intent that they'll quit.
Thus, peace for a bit,
While you mix a quite stiff gin martini.

This one always gets 'em rolling at our obscene sacrifice rituals:

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh ghnarf
wgah'nagl mglw'naf splarf
fhtagn blwthul
gphagn'il whahul
Cthulhu R'lyeh thunpharf