Perfect for the little ones

A lobster! Thank you kevmalone.

True story: I gave my nephew a Cthulhu doll. (I am a caring uncle.) The fellow at the science fiction store said that he gave one to the young child of a friend of his. The doll was placed in his crib. His parents listened on the intercom and heard nothing but random (perhaps slightly Cthuluesque) white noise. Then there was silence. Finally a calm clear voice pierced through.

And here is what it said:

Cthulhu (said in a babyish voice), I love you!

Kids made one of the models in #1 for show-and-tell Thursday night.
Woke up Friday, dog was gone.

I think the homework ate my dog.

Ha! Good one. But you should have read the fine print, which clearly says, "Keep away from household pets."