How do you introduce your slave to your mother? What address do you put on a letter to your brother and his male lover? How can a butch lesbian get proper service in the men's department? Drew Campbell, the etiquette diva has teamed up with award-winning cartoonist Donna Barr to bring you witty, realistic and occasionally slightly scandalous advice for the situations we all encounter in today's marvelously complex world. An ideal stocking stuffer for anyone who believes that queerness and courtesy are the perfect combination.