WARNING: If you are a college student who enjoys eating cold pizza for dinner every night, wasting good money on expensive groceries that you never use, and looking like a chump when you cook for a date -- do not buy this book. However, you should buy this book if you want to:Get to know your way around a kitchen Save money and time on your grocery shoppingThrow great parties with awesome food and drinksSave yourself from another soggy cafeteria lunch Impress your friends and relatives with gourmet cooking terms that you don't even really need to understandAvoid giving yourself food poisoning the next time you cook chicken THE COLLEGE STUDENT'S COOKBOOOK is your guide to everything a college student needs to know about food, cooking, and taking care of a kitchen. From using an oven to preparing a cream sauce, this book provides step-by-step instructions for every situation involving food that you will encounter at college -- from the all-night study session to the first date. After using it, you will be healthier and you'll have more energy, money, and time to spend on the thing that college students should be focusing on: procrastinating from schoolwork. ?The humor in the title carries right through this book'. [Joshua Lambert's] writing style and lighthearted sketches by Debby Lee make information about shopping, kitchen setup and food safety fun to read. Chapters on 3 a.m. snacks, eating on a tight budget, and hangover remedies, show an insider's understanding of student eating habits'. Lambert, who wrote the book while he was an undergraduate, seems to have his audience pegged. His humor should entice even the most kitchen-challenged to give cooking a try.' --Reprinted with permission of the Boston Herald