It's "Crisis of Infinite Jugheads" as Riverdale's resident hamburger glutton invents a time machine to help him win a pie-baking contest but instead kicks off the end of the world across multiple realities. There are cameos from Jugheads from various corners of the Archie Multiverse -- including the original 1940s Jug, the emo punk from Riverdale, the tyke version from Little Archie, the werewolf, and the superhero Captain Hero -- but mostly the book fails to really utilize the time travel or the alternate realities in favor of being a boring jabberfest. One version or another of Jughead mostly talks to himself or to January McAndrews, a descendent of Archie Andrews who works with the Time Police, and none of it is particularly funny or exciting. ( )